Yes, I'm a Chiropractor. No, I won't crack your back!

I find that people have a funny reaction when I tell them I am a chiropractor.

They turn around and point to something on their back, and so "oooh, can you give me a massage??".

I am not a massage therapist. I am a chiropractor. No, I don't crack backs. I perform adjustments. I forgive you if you didn't understand the difference.

But, lets say I meet Bob, and Bob is a mechanic. I don't say oh, hey Bob, you're a mechanic? What do you say we go change my oil right now? Or, hey Jim, you're a contractor? How about we go build a doghouse?

I would be THRILLED to give you my full time, attention, and an adjustment if need be. Just, not at Starbucks.